i’m home sick with the flu and i just received this email from my father
STOP REBLOGGING THIS MY DAD THINKS HE’S SOME INTERNET SENSATION AND HE WON’T SHUT UP ABOUT IT
still Hangin with Yo frienz one year later
Floridians during a hurricane.
"It ain’t even a Category 3 … the mall is still open." - actual quote from the last hurricane I was in.
crying because 50 shades of grey
fifty shades of awful
JUST SAY IT
50 Shades is a lot more interesting if you convince yourself that “there” means “my feet”
so my dad’s friend was bartending and saw a guy put something in a girl’s drink so while the guy turned around he switched their drinks and watched the guy roofie himself.
The excellent way to deal with an a-hole
Oh God why am I posting this. Ok so this is basically the intro to a thing I want to make. But it’s also good as its own thing, I guess. It took to long. An dit’s kinda dumb. Whatever.
if u go through my phones call log all you see is my mothers number over and over
What's your biggest fetish/fantasy?
i want my man to push me on the bed, take my hand and say “put your hand in my pocket Leo-kun, i want you to feel what i’m about to give to you”
i’d put the hand deep in his pocket and feel something hard as a rock and i’d gasp and say “S-Senpai, is that your….”
and then he’d say “Yes Leo-kun, that’s my American Express Centurion Card. Now go shopping and buy whatever you want”