This is stereotype-y and kinda racist, but also speaks to me :/

This is stereotype-y and kinda racist, but also speaks to me :/



buckbarrow:

buckbarrow:

buckbarrow:

i’m home sick with the flu and i just received this email from my father

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STOP REBLOGGING THIS MY DAD THINKS HE’S SOME INTERNET SENSATION AND HE WON’T SHUT UP ABOUT IT

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still Hangin with Yo frienz one year later



whatjanesays:

ticklefighting:

potterheadschamber:

Floridians during a hurricane.

accurate

"It ain’t even a Category 3 … the mall is still open." - actual quote from the last hurricane I was in.



chasexjackson:

worthyourweightinfanfiction:


sparseparsley:

swing-set-in-december:

regular-lord-joesus:

kummersaurus:

crying because 50 shades of grey



fifty shades of awful



JUST SAY IT

50 Shades is a lot more interesting if you convince yourself that “there” means “my feet”

chasexjackson:

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

sparseparsley:

swing-set-in-december:

regular-lord-joesus:

kummersaurus:

crying because 50 shades of grey

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fifty shades of awful

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JUST SAY IT

50 Shades is a lot more interesting if you convince yourself that “there” means “my feet”



coelasquid:

therorasaurus:

so my dad’s friend was bartending and saw a guy put something in a girl’s drink so while the guy turned around he switched their drinks and watched the guy roofie himself. 

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The excellent way to deal with an a-hole



tooquirkytolose:

Oh God why am I posting this. Ok so this is basically the intro to a thing I want to make. But it’s also good as its own thing, I guess. It took to long. An dit’s kinda dumb. Whatever.



beyoncebeytwice:

if u go through my phones call log all you see is my mothers number over and over



shingeki-no-shinju:

Some of my favorite anime fansubs



c-cassandra:

my hair and i have a very complicated relationship </3



Anonymous said:
What's your biggest fetish/fantasy?

bahamvt:

i want my man to push me on the bed, take my hand and say “put your hand in my pocket Leo-kun, i want you to feel what i’m about to give to you”

i’d put the hand deep in his pocket and feel something hard as a rock and i’d gasp and say “S-Senpai, is that your….”

and then he’d say “Yes Leo-kun, that’s my American Express Centurion Card. Now go shopping and buy whatever you want”

FIN